Thursday, November 16, 2017

The Elephant in the Room

That's a direct reference to Moses, who--in delivering the Ten Commandments to the Israelites--mentioned the need to discuss "the elephant in the room." You can find it in the Bible: Hezekiah 4:2.

New Laws from President Trump (following the REVERSAL ON THE BAN OF ELEPHANT TROPHIES)! So says Trump!

1. Abortion is against the law, but you are now allowed to bind a girl's feet and/or starve her until she reaches a desirable weight; that desirable weight is to be determined by a committee that I'll put together after snack/recess. 

2. Sexual harassment of a minor will now be considered a rite of passage. 

3. Universal healthcare is out, but free boob jobs will be offered to any girl who can prove she bleeds, if you know what I mean.  

4. No more required reading! Not ever! Forget it! Huck who? 

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